December 2010
70 posts
“Dear Santa:
Please don’t come down the chimney.
It’s very dirty.
I...”
– Your friend,
Jiminey (from Cats’ Letters to Santa)
just so you know, if it were up to me i'd be...
The word "dude" comes out of my mouth entirely too...
Write one leaf about carpet.
Do to the painful memories in my younger years, I may not think of anything but pubic hair when I see the word “carpet”. FML
Write one leaf about a car.
I have a dream car which I drive in my dreams every time I drive. It looks bad ass… But I have no idea if my brain constructed it from different parts of real cars or if the vehicle actually exists. This sucks because… well…
I want it.
“I saw tons of picture changes to cartoon characters with everyone “liking” and...”
– The Facebook Child Abuse “Awareness” Campaign - 20 Something Bloggers (via robot-heart-politics)
Wow. →
“So you’re telling me
you get bored and take pictures of your penis?
Why...”
– I love what my mind comes up with even better when it’s fueled by awesome people.
“If I could combine weed, money, chocolate, and pussy in some sort of cupcake,...”
– (via animalsandmonsters)
I am all of these things. And NOW what? Ha.
“I am running out of compliments, but I really like your face. :)”
No longer regretting it...
Andddd Heeelllooo new follower. :)
Yup.
I regret it.
“Are you kidding? I’m happy when you’re paying the least of your...”
– Probably the worst text I am ever going to regret sending. And my phone is SOOO lame that it doesn’t have a cancel button. S.O.B.
“Did I just call myself a belching vagina?”
– South Park.
Idek why I have to share this… I just do.
“Don’t get cancer on the ladder, Cartman. you’re gonna fall off and...”
– South Park. Right Now.
I'm following too many people, and yet
bored out of my mind.
I feel like I’ve reblogged an entire blog from someone I don’t know but is the only entertaining blogger blogging right now.
Blog blog blog blog blog die.
55 days until I turn 21
animalsandmonsters:
It’s so close, I can already hear my liver begging for mercy.
35 days until I’m back to Germany. My liver is already dead. Muahaha. :)
In Your FACE Vandal Fucks! →
I really can’t stand vandalism.
It’s really the most unnecessary criminal act that I just can’t tolerate.
I mean,
If you’re pissed at someone or something, there are plenty of more mature and much more effective ways of showing it.
Fucking stop vandalizing our cemeteries,
our schools,
our vehicles (which we work our asses off for)…
Just… Stop.
Currently faced with drawing up potential tattoos...
I should make a business out of this…
Or just go pro straight up.
I just found out
My phone doesn’t know what an elegy is.
Jeeze, you think he’d know me by now, then this!
I want a new phone.
I gotta not follow so many people...
‘Cause I keep missing out on all of my favorites.
I'm not feminist, but this blog is extremely... →
Simply Followable →
Nevermind. She's still here. :) And here I thoguht... →
What the Fuck happened to bcaptured?!
She was seriously my favorite blogger…
You know what? Yes I have changed. I'm not as nice...
Write one leaf about waiting rooms.
I skip them. I hate hospitals.
