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Write one leaf about carpet.

Do to the painful memories in my younger years, I may not think of anything but pubic hair when I see the word “carpet”. FML

 
  1. poohsticks reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    I remember the old carpet in my house. The people before us had installed dark blue carpet in every single room except...
  2. silenceisgrand reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    Do to the painful memories in my younger years, I may not think of anything but pubic hair when I see the word “carpet”....
  3. miraclemayhem reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    a good carpet is hard to come by… one that is soft enough for you to lay on, but firm enough to be cleaned properly…. so...
  4. tjtalks reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    OK, this is eerie! My carpets are being cleaned at this very moment! I’m downstairs watching Martha Stewart with my 18...
  5. duckie22quack reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    It’s nice to have a furry carpet (not by a real animal) by the fireplace but in the sims world, it would catch on fire!...
  6. thisguyles reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    Did I not prophecise that this day would come? Seems our standards are dropping. If I didnt post so much I would find...
  7. kaitliniscool reblogged this from writeoneleaf and added:
    He smashed my face into that pee stained carpet like I was the dog he always said we could never get.
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